Strange English in Thailand (by Ajahn William)

Are you boring?

What? Where?

I don't think "site" means web site

Too many plurals

Bride or bridge?

Join or Attend?

Translated from Russian?

Well, yes, but...

I hope not!

Is this a sign for soi dogs?

In what? Put it where?

But I wanted to eat fried wrm! (Worm)

They might do something they shouldn't!

Monk's room would be fine.

The picture is clear but not the word

What are they selling?

What do you mean by "no moon"?

Impolite alcohol

Totally bewildering!

Who should be careful?

Clean up the plants

Practicing English writing might help

What do they mean by "prick" (can be an impolite word in English)?

Perhaps you should not take dolls when you visit Wat Arun

Then where?

Something's missing

Good idea, but strange syntax and spelling

What does "ware" mean?

How often? Dayly or Daily?

If you know you'll get pregnant, let us now.

What you must never do

How long will it be closed?

This appears to be a warning, but for who?

Close, but weird syntax

The English might sound a little strange

If you lack anything, let us know

ฺBath or Baht?

An "uninconvenience" would not longer be inconvenient. English does use the word "venient"

Obviously looking for English speaking customers

Don't tamper with these signs

What should you do with the cucumber?